Hi, I am Joe Biden, Joe Biden’s husband. I’m a democrat candidate for the US Senate. I’m a O’biden Bama Democrat. My first priority as president will be to defeat Donald Trump. I am going to take your AR-14.
I have hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up in the pool and rub my legs down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping up on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap. I don’t want my kids to grow up in a jungle. A racial jungle. Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids.
We bring social workers into homes and parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It’s not want they don’t want to help. They don’t — they don’t know quite what to do. Play the radio, make sure the television — excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the, the — make sure that kids hear words. A kid coming from a very poor school, a very poor background will hear 4 million words fewer spoken by the time they get there.
We hold these truths to be self evident, all men and women created by…oh you know….you know…. you know the thing.
In Delaware, you can’t go in to 7/11 or Dunkin Donuts without a slight Indian accent. I was arrested trying to see Nelson Mandela. Only one African American women have been elected to the senate. I do not buy the conception popular in the 60’s, which said “we had suppressed the black man for 300 years”. If my opponent wins. They are going to put y’all back in chains.
Who’s ready for some economic intercourse? 120 million died from COVID. 150 million died from gun violence. People will die who haven’t died before . We choose truth over facts. Corn pop was a bad dude. Antifa are Courageous Americans. You lying dog faced pony soldier. You’re full of shit. Don’t be a horses ass. Listen fat…..I am going to go out and slap you in the face.
We cannot let this…we…we… we’ve never allowed an any crisis from the civil war straight through to the pandemic of seventeen all the way around sixteen…..we have never ever let our democracy sakes second fiddle way they we both have a democracy and election at the same time.
We cannot win this re-election, we can only re-elect Donald Trump. If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black. Trump is bragging about all the jobs he created. Who cares? My supporters aren’t interested in jobs. Tomorrow is super Thursday.
I will beat Joe Biden in 2020.
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