by Cherylynn Costner:
California has magnificent redwood forests in the northern mountains of the Sierras and Santa Cruz. Luscious rivers in Mendocino with small family farms still raising flocks of chickens or herds of sheep. Southern counties have warm winter days and the access to Beaches, mountains or desert all within a short car drive. Entertainment ranges from theme parks, live play houses, art museums to free tickets to sit in the audience of shows like Ellen where studio guests can go home with thousands of dollars worth of prises, gifts or cash give-away. No wonder Chief of Staff Marine Gen. Kelly suggests Hell is some place other than or outside of California. Beaches, movie stars and world class universities certainly are seductive. Even with all the beauty and prestige Hell is alive and well in the Golden State.
Then again, if you were the lucky parolee guy who got to march your macho swag to a federal agent’s car and walk off with a gun that just “happened” to be in the car, and made it into your hands, when the locals are brain numb enough to believe it was all an innocent mistake, being that you were sure it was a gun ‘cuz it just might look a whole lot like one, you know, a fake or movie prop, and then when you shoot a girl with her hand in hand with her father on Pier 14 which causes her to die in her fathers arms, and you do not even get found guilty of involuntary manslaughter, then you might say I am completely nuts, California is Heaven on Earth. Party time. I do not mean jail house rock, I mean Party like it is 1999!
Don’t feel bad Secretary Kelly, you would not know California is Spring Break Paradise of Hell unless you lived here. The illusion of peace and harmony has a big Golden Curtain blurring the lines between life and death, right and wrong and laws and outlaws. I will give you a hint. The state governor has ordered the entire state to snub their collective noses to the US Constitution. Not a joke. They want to play hard ball and show the world their brass knuckles.
Welcome to Hell. While you are here, can you spare a dime? Why is it every time California asks for money ya’ll think it is to give hand outs to illegals? Building the Wall is going to cost a pretty penny, so folding money is much better than spare change. What is in your wallet? We need help!
James Woods cuts to the chase. He is a bold one. Might be more than an actor. George Soros will not be lining his pockets anytime soon. The View won’t want to have coffee with him either. Why would they be so hard on the actor? When on the Titanic jumping the ship does not make you a fool.
What the Hell? Exactly!